Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard Cannabis Strain Information

Fat Bastard is a 50% Indica / 50% Sativa hybrid strain, expertly crafted from the powerhouse genetics of Goldmember (Sour Banana Larry x Golden Retriever) and Monkey Spunk (Gorilla Glue #4 x Lilac Diesel). Known for its astounding THC levels of up to 32-38%, this strain is not for the faint of heart or beginner users. With an aroma profile blending earth, skunk, and zesty lemons, Fat Bastard delivers an experience that starts with an electrifying cerebral rush and gradually melts into an all-encompassing body stone. If you’re seeking a strain with unparalleled potency and a perfectly balanced hybrid experience, Fat Bastard will not disappoint.

Appearance

The buds of Fat Bastard are medium to large in size, showcasing a dense and tightly packed structure that hints at their potency. Each nug boasts a light green hue, accented by fiery orange hairs and a shimmering layer of thick, frosty trichomes that glisten under light. This resin-rich coating signals not only immense potency but also a rich terpene profile that enhances the strain’s complex flavor and aroma.

Effects

Cannabinoid Range: approx. 28% THC

Fat Bastard hits hard and fast, starting with an intense cerebral high that delivers a surge of euphoria, mental clarity, and creative energy. However, this initial rush soon gives way to the strain’s heavy indica side, bringing on a deep, body-melting relaxation that can quickly lead to couch-lock if consumed in higher doses. This powerful one-two punch makes Fat Bastard best suited for evening or nighttime use when unwinding is the priority.

With THC levels reaching up to 38%, this strain is not recommended for beginners. Experienced users will appreciate its ability to alleviate chronic pain, stress, anxiety, and insomnia while delivering an unmatched sense of calm and physical ease.

The  Strain Experience

Effects & Feelings

Euphoria, Relief, Full-body Relaxation, Happy, Hungry, Relaxed, Sedated, Sleepy, Talkative, and Well-being.

Helps With & May Relieve

ADD/ADHD, Appetite Loss, Anxiety, Arthritis, Cancer, Chronic Pain, Cramps, Depression, Eye Pressure, Fatigue, Gastrointestinal Disorder, Headaches, Hyperactivity, Inflammation, Insomnia, Migraines, Mood Swings, Muscle Spasms, Nausea, Nightmares, PMS, PTSD, Spinal Cord Injury, and Stress.

Flavours

Fruits, Sweet, Skunk

Aromas

Fruits, Sweet, Skunk

Fat Bastard is a true heavyweight in the world of cannabis strains, offering a uniquely balanced yet overwhelmingly potent high. Its earthy, skunky aroma with hints of lemon, stunning trichome-covered buds, and intense effects make it a top-tier choice for seasoned cannabis enthusiasts. Whether you’re looking to sink into the sofa or experience a euphoric escape, Fat Bastard guarantees a memorable—and incredibly powerful—experience.